I have been masquerading around the net for three years now and in
that time I have had many names.
Those of you who have met me may know me as any of my alter egos.
I can be contacted via e-mail
My goodness you can MAIL
THE MOLE! It's the hip thing to do so MAIL THE MOLE now. Don't
forget to tell him you mailed from here cos he'll get really annoyed
if you don't and eat your prize extremities while brandishing
a large hammock and screaming,
"I'M TELLING YOU ROB IS GOD COS HE CREATES RED HERRINGS"
(As for the sanity of the Mole; it doesn't exist! so why the hell
are you bloody worried!)